You ever had a day like that
When nothing seemed to come out right
Except when on the potty sat
So comfy with relief in sight
This time however you must run
For there is such an urgency
Of nature merely having fun
Disrupting your complacency
You make it in the nick of time
So thankful you were able to
And with a feeling most sublime
You let go with a mighty poo
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